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You’re just the real Jake English. Every ask. Every time. It’s not a cosplay. it’s your heart.

Wait. Jake english is lounging about where my strawberry tart is?? JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!!! CALL THE FUZZ CALL AN AMBULANCE HES GONNA GET ZOTZED!!!!!

How did you get so popular? Any tips?
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Haha sweet petunias i get red as a beet every time someone says that… I dont know?? I was just sitting here lobbygowing doing me. Im not sure if it was my url combined with my cosplay or some other hootenanny i really dont! Folks just started piling up!! I wish i could tell ya anon but frankly i still havent a lick of how it happened!

Vance Joy - Riptide

diiscotechjuliet:

Riptide | Vance Joy

and i love you when you’re singing this song but

i got a lump in my throat cause

you’re gonna sing the words wrong

pokemonfandomstuck:

YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO WATCH FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST TO FIND THIS FUNNY

Thank you for 1k+ notes on my last photoshoot with caitlin im so chuffed everyone who reblogs my cosplay gets a real big smooch on their maw from your dearest protagonist jack english! *Muah*

jakeenglish:

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I used to check daily… I used to count down the days on my blog. I scrounged for that url for over a year. I got on my knees and offered horrid things for that url… And there it is.

*Hyperventilates* Holy smokes. Good on you mate! I dont need that doodad anymore since ive got this nice bugger that suits me better than anything but cripes if you didnt give me a heart attack upon seeing it. Im glad that in the end its at least being used. I went through so many atrocious trials and tribulations trying to free that url and it feels like retribution.

Im free at last.

puddingpox:

started playing dragon age recently andim going to fuck the elf